This is a great one to share with all you mallard lovers. The mallards rest while they swim in the water.
I think that ducks are a bird of the water, but the rest of us could use a rest. A little rest would help our bodies heal.
I guess we should all just relax and take a break from the world. When I was a kid, I used to think of ducks as birds of the water, but apparently they have a resting time in the water when the water is too cold.
I’m going to assume you’re a duck, but I’m also going to assume you’ve never actually seen a mallard. The reason I’m going to say that is, I have. At the age of five, I had a very rare opportunity to actually meet a mallard in real life and witness its swimming. I was so excited to see one of these magnificent creatures and share in their beauty.
It was a magical moment. I was so excited to see a duck and share in its beauty, but I was also very curious to see how a duck would behave in the water. My mom was right behind me and she would look at me as if to say, “Wait, you don’t know where to put your duck?” I was so confused and disappointed.
By the time I was six I had made a promise to myself that I would never try to dive into a lake. Ever. I spent many months, like many children, trying to learn how to swim. I would do it with my nose pointed down, my mouth open wide for bubbles and water, and my eyes closed. I would splash and kick and swim. I could do it and I would do it with all the excitement of someone who was just discovering they could.
Yes, you can. In a pool. And not because you’re an idiot.
If you haven’t tried it, you haven’t lived. The truth of the matter is that you can’t do it. The water is too cold. The water isn’t deep enough. Your head isn’t big enough. You’re not tall enough. There is no room in your chest. You’re too short. You’re too heavy. You are a little bit too tall. You’re too heavy.
All those reasons can be dealt with, but not for the sake of having a pool. It is about creating an environment that supports your own ability to be able to leap from one place to another. In the mallard you have to learn to swim and to learn to swim in a pool. You have to learn how to get in and out, and you have to learn to swim in a pool.
The rest is pretty easy. You just need to have a good swimsuit and a way to get into a pool. The mallard is not as physically intimidating as a crow, but its not as easy as it looks. Once you get into a pool, you have to learn to stay in the pool. This requires swimming in the pool and swimming in the pool. After this, you can learn to jump from the pool to the sand and then from the sand to the pool.
